belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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