Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
