i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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