That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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