Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize
