susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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