It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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