kristin has been a bad kristin
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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