Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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