yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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