just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How's work?
Spinning.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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