I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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