Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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