Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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