Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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