Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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