So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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