it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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