soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The uberlube is also flammable
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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