I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I have fence marks all over my body
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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