My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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