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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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