I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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