Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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