I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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