Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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