Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just had sex on a roof
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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