she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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