Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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