Church boner. Awkwardddd
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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