i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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