is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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