So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
