Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
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where am i from again
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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