My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize