But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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