hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
