So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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