This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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