PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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