38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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