No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
