Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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