D3 body, D1 cock
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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