Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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