Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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