this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.