did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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