The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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