Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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