He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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