I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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