I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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