Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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