used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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