so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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